Jock itch explained...post mortem

Well, thank God for small miracles. I was sweating it out that Susan would not go through to the next round. Frankly, I think that dimwit from Canada (why can't I remember her name?) is a top five pick...yikes! I guess brains count for less than I thought. Still, maybe I should blame the producers...they are, after all, the ones who piece this together. As for the jok itch reference, I have to explain that this is a joke between my wife and me. During the first season of the Bach, I commented that Chris had little to do but "stand there and scratch his balls," at least during the Rose Ceremony. I speculated that it was that Chris simply had a bad case of jock itch and preferred to stand by scratching his b*lls rather than host that segment of the show. It also came about because I found it both redundant and stupid to announce that there was one rose left. Thanks Master of the Obvious! All for now. Greetings to the Blogosphere and send me your rejoinders.

E